norman

She's a master of PR. First on here to furlough staff should pay for Pornhub premium for them and leak it to the media.

And if you do take it on make sure your insurance covers you for that height.

Lol

And have a surplus of prozzies?

"Importantly, this suggests that the scheme does not cover employees who have agreed to work reduced hours." https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/economy-business/work-incomes/coronavirus-job-retention-scheme-how-will-it-fit-with-employment-law/

Send your mum my commiserations.

Recommend a professional to them...

"that foreign virus" as Donald likes to call it.

Nah, the cat is an integral dB test.

Set the master blaster off and film the cat please, much more interesting for YouTube.

I'm at my peak, not played squash this week for the first time in nearly 3 years so I've been on the treadmill at home. I'm a machine.

I could have, I'd struggle now but it's what you're used to, mainstream for me from memory was galaxy, accord, menvier, big scannny and little Tex. The rest I'd need to get manuals out for.

There only taking contactless though, you know, because they care about you.

Yeah, they're a professional panel...

Agreed but it has to be documented, even better if deemed done...

But your inspectorate, whoever it should be should offer guidance around missed inspections/response times etc. imo I know BAFE have.

Surely your inspectorate will have guidance on this... or have they gone deadly quiet?

I would bet my last pound they're not from Barnsley... There did used to be a motorbike shop by a similar name though.

Where are you based?

Cool story bro.

On the itinerary it should have been itemised and noted as not working etc. this covers the landlord and also records it as their property. "Issue is I don’t want to mess with it" I'd agree you shouldn't and that leaves you with 3 options either speak to the housing association/LL about having it repaired - guessing it will be a no judging by your comment thus far ask if you can arrange for it to be looked at, at your cost - as above keep a record of this leave it and hope it won't go off

But I'd say if it's in when you rent then it's reasonable for you to expect it to be working.

Was it listed on the inventory?

I'm incognito tbf. They are a testament to why the industry is fucked.