norman

Cheers, it's for the Mrs, she flosses all the time so I'll have to think of something else for her Christmas... Eta she's from a family who look like the Colgate family and neither her, her sister or father have a single filling (I think her mother has a couple)

Probs the same contents. Quite sought after back in the day

I have the a5 (vinyl binder) collection somewhere branded Modern Alarms, covered most scannys of the time iirc.

@Driller keeping it off topic, are the water floss machines any good?

Windows or Teletubbies

Milf, not quite yet gilf.

He's obviously fit and a total milf magnet

I've grown some stubble and thought I wasn't dissimilar to George Clooney, others say Zak Dingle

Maybe contribute to the forums before using it to whore your wares?

Lol Have a look at www.securitywarehouse.co.uk

Lol

Ding! on a forum I frequent someone has just posted a photo of 2 x 69 plate cars (x5 and an full fat AMG Merc) with a pic of his cluster sat nav display showing his home location, a quick google shows no bellbox (back in 2016) tbf the smash/melt and grab and keyless scroates don't care but at least make it a bit difficult for them.

That's why he has a team of carers

Indeed

Yup, very active on FB and looks like they are fighting them off with a stick. As with most things in life people want cheap without looking at the consequences. https://www.facebook.com/relyaiuk/ https://www.relyai.co.uk/ "Our mission is to remove the financial barrier many people face when trying to ensure their homes and properties are secure." lol "We pride ourselves on providing the best possible service from initial contact to after installation, we have knowledgeable engineers and tech support team all supported by outstanding customer care advisers who’s aim is to ensure all our customers are 100% satisfied with communication they receive from us. Founded in December 2018 we have already installed over 1000 physical hardware" You get what you pay for but people seemingly don't care, or see it the way we do...

Yup, one of the first things to look for if you get stung by the parking scum is planning for signage and camera's.

2x 5l

Arse paint

I just sit in the window...

I remember an old neighbour telling me he sold a lot of stuff on flEbay and the reason people paid close to, or over the RRP was either they had the cash in PayPal from dodgy sales themselves or they paid the extra to have it delivered to the door.

You're so 70's

lol

The Polish travel agent?...

Sadly a sign of the times, I doubt most alarm engineers over 30 don't know it either and tbf in 99% of cases they don't need to, they just swap bits over...

Nah, probably a cable