norman

That's why he has a team of carers

Indeed

Yup, very active on FB and looks like they are fighting them off with a stick. As with most things in life people want cheap without looking at the consequences. https://www.facebook.com/relyaiuk/ https://www.relyai.co.uk/ "Our mission is to remove the financial barrier many people face when trying to ensure their homes and properties are secure." lol "We pride ourselves on providing the best possible service from initial contact to after installation, we have knowledgeable engineers and tech support team all supported by outstanding customer care advisers who’s aim is to ensure all our customers are 100% satisfied with communication they receive from us. Founded in December 2018 we have already installed over 1000 physical hardware" You get what you pay for but people seemingly don't care, or see it the way we do...

Yup, one of the first things to look for if you get stung by the parking scum is planning for signage and camera's.

2x 5l

Arse paint

I just sit in the window...

I remember an old neighbour telling me he sold a lot of stuff on flEbay and the reason people paid close to, or over the RRP was either they had the cash in PayPal from dodgy sales themselves or they paid the extra to have it delivered to the door.

You're so 70's

lol

The Polish travel agent?...

Sadly a sign of the times, I doubt most alarm engineers over 30 don't know it either and tbf in 99% of cases they don't need to, they just swap bits over...

Nah, probably a cable

Good find.

Or an A7...

He has the code...

Probably for the best, but I'd go for a security company rather than an electrician.

Do you mean community recycling centres?

Good point, well put.

I still use that comment with the Mrs, she hasn't got a clue what I'm referring to just thinks I'm a mongo

Not if they failed in 2001...

Good choice ^^

Some wet and dry and a rattle can of colour and clear coat from your local motor factors is another alternative.

Scrimshankers?

Lol, one man's granny is another man's girlfriend...