norman

I know my place, I'm a shit teacher.

Lol, only time I walked off a job was as a subby to modern alarms working in Mercado, a carpet warehouse place in Leeds. The fork drivers were absolute thundercunts flying around with a 3m single joust like thing, spoke to the manager about some demarcation and he refused saying we'd be fine. Just packed up and fucked off. As I'm sure we all did, I did some shady stupid things back in the day and even now I pass scb's I've installed that make me wince.

Good point, well put.

I thought you'd typo'd

*ADT

Looks nice tho....

I miss him, just for the entertainment value.

Just

Or even @ChrisMurphy

It reminds me of our first date.

He does, last visited Feb 9th but I'm sure the last time I looked he'd not been here for years. Anyway, lol

Top wordage.

Whilst a lot of the current culture etc. is whipped up by the shitrags don't get me started.

Swinging, but not in the good sense.

Cracking first post, welcome to the forum...

Phew!

Being gay?

Used to service a house in Doncaster that had one in the lounge, pretty average gaff too unusually... You're on the modern group btw..

One man's trash and all that... Maybe make a nice drinks cabinet for the oat milk latte drinkers.

Hello and welcome.

Yup...

Have a look in the airing cupboard...

As above and from personal experience tenants and tech don't mix and only cause you time, you're just adding to the list of things you are responsible for. I have a wireless system that's completely portable between properties when they are vacant but bear in mind you will need internet access for notifications/app. I also have a couple of cheap internet cameras you can place in the property and monitor that way, most nowadays have a motion function.

I've got a load of the ewelink stuff, works well with Alexa (I can almost hear 6WB sighing) for my needs.