norman

Do you have pets?

Racist.

When we bought our mutt one of the things the woman made a big thing about was if he was going to be left alone, not sure how true but she said she wouldn't let any go to homes where they would be left in all day. I know we could have lied but he goes to the fil when we are @ work and he takes him running so it's win win, he's knackered when we collect him.

Wow! Major consideration obv's... Does the dog repellent work? Really depends on the dog, in our testing, we found some dogs would chew the packaging regardless of what deterrents we used. The bacon is vacuum packed, then packed in an envelope and then an outer envelope keeping delicious aromas to a minimum, with the deterrent then added we believe all reasonable steps have been taken to prevent the bacon being eaten prior to reaching the pan. We would love it to be fool proof, but unfortunately we can't guarantee that your dog will not chew your tasty post. Any selfish bastard that leaves their dog alone all day doesn't deserve bacon.

You can get bacon, by post?

I can only just hear mine, rkp's only...

Someone did have one implanted in the back of his hand a while ago, it was on TV iirc.

That cut like a knife.

Once saw a clown in there. Joking!

Hello and welcome

Worked in lots of funeral parlours Co-Op and private, no issue with dead people as long as they are not kids.

You need a minimum of 5 posts Richard.

Typical rozzers imo

Also did a posh college in Leeds and in the gardeners shed which looked out onto the general area through net curtains there was a stash of porn. Did a call out to an upmarket gym in Doncaster high res on a plant room door, the totty on the front desk told me no one but the caretaker was allowed in there, not even them it was where the caretakers office was... Fine I said but you need it sorting, she let me in and it was where the cctv monitors were for the whole gym, there were used tissues all over the place, the guy was obviously tossing himself into a stupor in his 'special' room

A friend is a Sgt now but when he was a beat bobby in his local village he made entry through a window to a house where someone had said they'd not seen the old dear for ages, he put his foot through her as he went through the window foot first, stiff as a board apparently (her not him)

Only have flies etc when there's 'juice' around...

Nah!

Who's the ADT guy?

more like you can't get it into engineer mode.

Looks reminiscent of a Gardtec 370? but yes, I'd swap them out

I'll hang off the retirement...

I remember now thanks.

He's known the word since he started, it's his forte.

Are HKC not available to DIY?

You admit you have no experience but will follow instruction, plenty who have experience, are shite and won't follow instruction so I'd say you heads above.