norman

You need a minimum of 5 posts Richard.

Typical rozzers imo

Also did a posh college in Leeds and in the gardeners shed which looked out onto the general area through net curtains there was a stash of porn. Did a call out to an upmarket gym in Doncaster high res on a plant room door, the totty on the front desk told me no one but the caretaker was allowed in there, not even them it was where the caretakers office was... Fine I said but you need it sorting, she let me in and it was where the cctv monitors were for the whole gym, there were used tissues all over the place, the guy was obviously tossing himself into a stupor in his 'special' room

A friend is a Sgt now but when he was a beat bobby in his local village he made entry through a window to a house where someone had said they'd not seen the old dear for ages, he put his foot through her as he went through the window foot first, stiff as a board apparently (her not him)

Only have flies etc when there's 'juice' around...

Nah!

Who's the ADT guy?

more like you can't get it into engineer mode.

Looks reminiscent of a Gardtec 370? but yes, I'd swap them out

I'll hang off the retirement...

I remember now thanks.

He's known the word since he started, it's his forte.

Are HKC not available to DIY?

You admit you have no experience but will follow instruction, plenty who have experience, are shite and won't follow instruction so I'd say you heads above.

Theres some on here would offer you a job. Welcome btw.

Sorry but I've just spat out my tea.

A photo would be good.

If a neighbour of mine had a blaster that went off for no reason they'd be picking it up off the floor.

You can't read, it's 9

Nah

You have 6

Hello

Global warming is a myth.

Alloa and welcome

Hello and welcome