Hi David,
I've been trying to get in touch for a while now about your website but can't seem to get through to you...
I figured either you've been eaten by alligators or you’re just plain swamped.
If you have been eaten by alligators, my deepest sympathy goes out to your family members.
If you’re still alive however, one of the following is more likely to have happened.
I hate to keep pestering you, so please pick one response and let me know what our next step should be.
A - Yes, I’ve been eaten by alligators. Please send flowers.
B - No, I haven’t been eaten by alligators, but you may wish I had been, because I have decided I have no interest in a new website. Sorry, you’re sunk (thanks for your frank honesty. I can handle it.)
C - Yes, I’m still interested I’ve just been busy – get in touch and let’s talk.
I'd really appreciate it if you could just ping me a quick reply with either A, B, C to let me know where you stand!
I wonder if everyone get the same email or does this got out to to just the nutters ?