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MrHappy

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  1. yo, yo normski....
  2. saw this as start of month... http://texecom-marketing.com/O4B-5BOBB-AF45XNNBA9/cr.aspx
  3. UTC purchased guardall,
  4. thats where I thought you where going, however Jack can probably wire the kitchen with out burning down the house ?
  5. you tried asking support.uk@fs.utc.com ?
  6. f'ck me its jurassic sparks.... welcome to the forum
  7. wow, a itec horizon still on the wall. a.) hit it with a claw hammer until its quite or b.) remove power & batteries
  8. it snowed heavily on Wednesday, there was about 3" of snow laid on the unclassified rd between a village & a hamlet the road is fast & sweeping, a touch bumpy but I'm pottering along at steady pace, as I reach the right hand bend I realise I can't quite tell the difference the road & the verges, I've misjudge the bend its tighter than I thought I'm going too fast & are heading into the trees, I just miss ending up in the ditch more though luck than talent.... I stop further up the road to check for damage, there's still an 1" of snow all over the front end..... imprinted in the snow theres loads of small leaf prints, I use a hat to clear the lights, grill bumper ect.... not a mark on it
  9. I've mentioned him before.... Bought a radar gun & used to measure speeders in his yellow motorway jacket At the time he had a v10 M5 oi Nigel....
  10. used to be interested in motorsport, nearest I got this yr is client referring to the rd outside there house as the "mulsanne straight" as he's unhappy with people speeding past naturally the 500+ horsepower car in the garage has never been by anyone elses house at speed....
  11. but only during the bluecross sale....
  12. he'll have the linksys type
  13. I trust your fall pipes are as shiny as the day you fitted 'em
  14. I look at the book for you..... But I'd prefer you to tw@t it off the wall with a claw hammer & buy a euro mini or similar
  15. just 10yrs later...... I wonder if the OP or the panel are still alive
  16. ripley.... £120 believe it or not
  17. doomed, where all doomed.....
  18. prick was a dentist, something very senior in the local NHS & a with private practice in a "posher" bit of happyland..... bitched & moaned about his modest maint & mon costs (digi) promised cheques which never appeared, eventually I got bored of this & sent a collection letter from a solicitor he rushed the cheque out & forgot to attach a stamp... then panicked & sent a 2nd cheque this time stamped he rung me to inform them of this , I received both letters & returned 1 cheque
  19. I get told all sorts of tales..... one of the better ones was the home owner popping into xyz alarms & locksmiths to a get key cut to find the burglar form the night before working behind the counter
  20. enter code, "do you want the set system" press no "do you want to program system" press yes new rkp is be around £90 for the part, I'd bin the lot of it
  21. ACT checker thing ?
  22. not sure, let me google "accenta alarm manual" & I'll come back to...
  23. well after hundreds I'd be looking to cut the rate down to 6hrs as surley you must be faster by now ?
  24. nah just shit design, they could have used the metal work from the vertias
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