MrHappy

^ oap

* whilst I remember, Zylex or whatever I f*cked about for hrs trying to get one going that had been in place & working for a couple of months, they'd changed to fibre I'd was still forwarding on adsl rather than Ethernet

Unplug CCTV or whatever forwarding works change ip & port on ethernet card to match & you should be able to prove alarm works? I'd buy a used draytek from eBay rather than fanny with a homehub or Thompson router

I assume you've checked the port is open in a browser?

the easy solution is find a tame alarm co. local to you... if you don't want to spend money, disconnect the alarm

ADT offered to do it w/o contract but you didn't want to pay.... Today we offered to attend a system done 13yrs ago by us & not maintained for way, for way less than your ADT figure but was still way way too dear... in fact there's been a no. callers this week amazed we don't drive around the county looking at stuff for free or advise over the telephone how to repair there system

yo, yo normski....

saw this as start of month... http://texecom-marketing.com/O4B-5BOBB-AF45XNNBA9/cr.aspx

UTC purchased guardall,

thats where I thought you where going, however Jack can probably wire the kitchen with out burning down the house ?

you tried asking support.uk@fs.utc.com ?

f'ck me its jurassic sparks.... welcome to the forum

wow, a itec horizon still on the wall. a.) hit it with a claw hammer until its quite or b.) remove power & batteries

it snowed heavily on Wednesday, there was about 3" of snow laid on the unclassified rd between a village & a hamlet the road is fast & sweeping, a touch bumpy but I'm pottering along at steady pace, as I reach the right hand bend I realise I can't quite tell the difference the road & the verges, I've misjudge the bend its tighter than I thought I'm going too fast & are heading into the trees, I just miss ending up in the ditch more though luck than talent.... I stop further up the road to check for damage, there's still an 1" of snow all over the front end..... imprinted in the snow theres loads of small leaf prints, I use a hat to clear the lights, grill bumper ect.... not a mark on it

I've mentioned him before.... Bought a radar gun & used to measure speeders in his yellow motorway jacket At the time he had a v10 M5 oi Nigel....

used to be interested in motorsport, nearest I got this yr is client referring to the rd outside there house as the "mulsanne straight" as he's unhappy with people speeding past naturally the 500+ horsepower car in the garage has never been by anyone elses house at speed....

but only during the bluecross sale....

he'll have the linksys type

I trust your fall pipes are as shiny as the day you fitted 'em

I look at the book for you..... But I'd prefer you to tw@t it off the wall with a claw hammer & buy a euro mini or similar

just 10yrs later...... I wonder if the OP or the panel are still alive

ripley.... £120 believe it or not

doomed, where all doomed.....

prick was a dentist, something very senior in the local NHS & a with private practice in a "posher" bit of happyland..... bitched & moaned about his modest maint & mon costs (digi) promised cheques which never appeared, eventually I got bored of this & sent a collection letter from a solicitor he rushed the cheque out & forgot to attach a stamp... then panicked & sent a 2nd cheque this time stamped he rung me to inform them of this , I received both letters & returned 1 cheque