That reminds me, as a contractor we had this dickhead, who was the owners mate, wanting us to put a cam on the telegraph pole outside his single story
furniture workshop. It was almost touching the front corner so would have been good, but I knew it wasn't a goer.
He kept insisting that any minute his mate would be over, who worked for BT (as was) and would say it was all alright. I kept telling him it would be unheard
of for that to be allowed and even if his 'mate' said it would be OK I would be uneasy doing it.
5 hours into the job (there were other cameras to fit) his mate turns up and says he must have misunderstood, and no way could we fit a camera to the pole
(surprise surprise). He then fecks off early in a huff, with his lads laughing behind his back, ha ha!