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Posted

It's like the prospective mother, legs akimbo about to give birth, and she says to the midwife

"is there anything I can do to help??"

and the midwife replies

"no love..... your not qualified"

:cry:

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Guest rjbsec
Posted

I like some of the answer options in the series of questions in the JIB HSE test for site workers, e.g.

Q) A ladder giving access to a scaffold can generally be safely used, provided that:-

A3) Any broken rungs are clearly marked.

Q) What should you do if you see a small fire?

A1) Nothing ... you will only get the blame.

Q) What should you do if the fire alarm sounds?

A1) Go to the canteen and get a cup of tea.

Posted
i got 96% in my JIb HSE exam

Are these 3 of the 4 you got wrong? :whistle:

I like some of the answer options in the series of questions in the JIB HSE test for site workers, e.g.

Q) A ladder giving access to a scaffold can generally be safely used, provided that:-

A3) Any broken rungs are clearly marked.

Q) What should you do if you see a small fire?

A1) Nothing ... you will only get the blame.

Q) What should you do if the fire alarm sounds?

A1) Go to the canteen and get a cup of tea.

If you don't know......ask.

Guest G.J.M
Posted
This wasn't the guy installing a fire alarm on the "No Win/No Fee" ad?? ;)

Funny you should mention that advert as i am still wondering wtf he was ment to be installing????

not only was he given **** ladders but a kack drill too.I hate using non sds hammer drills.Too noisy.

no wonder he fell off.

Posted
Funny you should mention that advert as i am still wondering wtf he was ment to be installing????

not only was he given **** ladders but a kack drill too.I hate using non sds hammer drills.Too noisy.

no wonder he fell off.

lol, that's always been my thoughts too.

I did install a fire alarm in a pub once that had sounders outside in the beer garden, but I had decent ladders and a decent drill. ;)

Guest Cerberus NI
Posted
lol, that's always been my thoughts too.

I did install a fire alarm in a pub once that had sounders outside in the beer garden, but I had decent ladders and a decent drill. ;)

Did they stop sounding automatically after 30 mins???? :hmm::P

Guest G.J.M
Posted
lol, that's always been my thoughts too.

I did install a fire alarm in a pub once that had sounders outside in the beer garden, but I had decent ladders and a decent drill. ;)

theres another thing.

He says "i was given the wrong type of ladder"

I say "have you got a f*cking tongue in your head?"

Speak up if you were unhappy using it you dopey tw*t.

Instead you are making life difficult for us all by getting hammered by H+S for everything now, in fear of being sued by nobs like you...

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