arfur mo Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 i think a real give away that a woman had installed the system, would be a compact mirror glued to the battery and 'lippy' smudges on the lid lol! (only joking ladies ) regs alan If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!
nikko Posted September 2, 2007 Posted September 2, 2007 Went out for a drink with the brother in law and his missus the other day, got to talking about the house they've just bought and the brother in law asked if I could fit an alarm for them,Naturally I said nee bother I'll do it for cost, so I asked if they had anything in mind good alarm/budget alarm, garage on or not, RKP upstairs and so on, anyway at this point brother in laws missus asked if she could have "Pastel coloured detectors" at which point I smiled 'sympathetically and said they really only come in white! so she then asked "Can the buttons make different ringtunes" as she didn't like the one in the last house, my then 'sympathetic' smile turned into a 'hard to hold back' grin and the brother in law just shook his head in disbelief. The coversation went on and a drink or two later she nudged me and said "can I have 'PINK' flashy lights in the sensors" - the only response I could give was Can you imagine the alarm systems if she was an installer:- The alarm would wake you up on a morning with a happy tune and use timers and relays to open your make up draw and heat up your straighteners banghead Found a pink remote control! http://homesecurity.message.ch/productdesi...tor_remote.html I went up into the attic...I found a Stradavarius & a Picasso. Unfortunately..... Stradavarius couldn't paint, and Picasso made a shocking fiddle. My Facebook page...http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1279556853&ref=name
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