No Need For An "expensive" Alarm !

[Chorlton]

HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (SOUTHERN STYLE):

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of "Guns and Ammo" and a bunch of old NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door.... "Hey Bubba - Big Mike, Slim, "Tiny" and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the cabin. Better wait outside till I get back."

C.