sparky999 Posted September 27, 2007 Posted September 27, 2007 A young man called Andrew invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Andrew's flatmate, Sharon , was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. > >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Andrew and his flat mate than met the eye. > >Reading his mum's thoughts, Andrew volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sharon & I are just flat mates". > >About a week later, Sharon came to Andrew saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" > >"Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Andrew. So he sat down and wrote: > > > >DEAR MOTHER, > >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. > >LOVE ANDREW > >Several days later, Andrew received an email from his mother which read: > >DEAR SON, > >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SHARON , AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SHARON , BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. > >LOVE MUM > >NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!! > Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650
satsuma01 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 A young man called Andrew invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Andrew's flatmate, Sharon , was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. > >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Andrew and his flat mate than met the eye. > >Reading his mum's thoughts, Andrew volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sharon & I are just flat mates". > >About a week later, Sharon came to Andrew saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" > >"Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Andrew. So he sat down and wrote: > > > >DEAR MOTHER, > >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. > >LOVE ANDREW > >Several days later, Andrew received an email from his mother which read: > >DEAR SON, > >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SHARON , AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SHARON , BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. > >LOVE MUM > >NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!! > "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344
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