Jokes In An Irish Pub

[Marcus]

This is a true story that happened to a mate of mine, called John:

John was in the British Army, and he was over in New York, as an Liason officer to US Army, when he and a mate went into one of those Irish Pubs there.

You know the sort, where everyone inside is 210% Irish and paint their faces green to prove it.

As they leaned on the bar, they started telling non-stop Englishman, Scotsman & Irish-man jokes to each other, and the pub fell quieter, and quieter, but they weren't too worried as they were both 6-foot+ tall.

When suddenly this huge hand landed on John's shoulder, and another huge hand landed on his mate's shoulder.

And this large Irishman's face appeared between them and said .......

"Have you heard the one about the 3 English-men .......... "