Ventriloquist Visiting Wales

[satsuma01]

A ventriloquist visiting Wales , walks into a small village and sees a local

sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke "Good Day,

mind if I talk to your dog?"

Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me

to the lake once a week to play."

Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me

down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

[sparky999]

A ventriloquist visiting Wales , walks into a small village and sees a local

sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke "Good Day,

mind if I talk to your dog?"

Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me

to the lake once a week to play."

Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me

down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

[Number2]

Ha ha ha ha ha. I love welsh jokes, why are the welsh so miserable? I was at the DVLA before xmas and felt so unwelcome, miserable bloody lot. Smile my Welsh friends, the English arent great either, were not English anymore!

[amateurandy]

Ha ha ha ha ha. I love welsh jokes, why are the welsh so miserable?

Well, watching QI last night they said that there's no word in Welsh for the colour Blue, as in sea or sky on a sunny day..............

So, maybe it's the rain?

[satsuma01]

Ha ha ha ha ha. I love welsh jokes, why are the welsh so miserable? I was at the DVLA before xmas and felt so unwelcome, miserable bloody lot. Smile my Welsh friends, the English arent great either, were not English anymore!

no we are indian / pakistan instead