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Guest simmo
Posted

Not quite security related but I'll tell anyway.

A few years ago when I was a keen thrusting young Bobby serving in a nice county force, myself and a colleague were called to an old lady's house, as she hadn't been heard of for some time.

After completing the obligatory knocking on the door shouting through the letterbox etc we 'effected entry' a posh word for smashing the window.

We found the old lady upstairs lying naked under a double wardrobe which had obviously fallen on her. The top half of her body was hidden under the wardrobe, her bottom half was exposed for the world to see.

My mate says not a bad muff that for an old un.

The next thing we hear is never mind the muff young man get this bloody wardrobe of me........................I could have died!

cheers

Simmo B)

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Its a cracking Story, but whats it go to do with WAR ?

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Dave Partridge (Romec Service Engineer)

Guest simmo
Posted

Its known down my way as a war story mate, or swinging the lantern.

Don't ask why it just is!

cheers

Simmo B)

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