Admin Clerk

[sparky999]

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now", said the HR manager during the

welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to

the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of

the other employees".

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working

very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our

Admin girls has disappeared. Do any of you know what

happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to

the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?"

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals

continued, "You fool!!!!! For four weeks we've been eating

Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but

noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually

works!!!!"