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by coincidence, i was in CEF's trade counter today buying more IP65 boxes and i spotted on the special offer slate

"16th edition tester"

i might be very ignorant of the sparky world being only a 12 volt cowboy" (as once described by a sparks) :rolleyes: , but i ask what earthly use will that be to anyone now the 17th is in?

if it is to anyone this was in the Basildon branch

Hi Alan

The testers will have to be compliant with BS standards, so should still be ok. Although no doubt someone will try and prove me wrong.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Posted
by coincidence, i was in CEF's trade counter today buying more IP65 boxes and i spotted on the special offer slate

"16th edition tester"

i might be very ignorant of the sparky world being only a 12 volt cowboy" (as once described by a sparks) :rolleyes: , but i ask what earthly use will that be to anyone now the 17th is in?

if it is to anyone this was in the Basildon branch

regs

alan

12 volt cowboy :roflmao: I've never hurd that one before TOTAL QUALITY

Posted

what i would like to know is which thick, stupid, numpty, R-Sole, brian dead, der-der-der (to say the least)

changed the colours from (red yellow blue) to (brown black grey)------------BLACK AS PHASE :angry: (thats live to 12v cowboys) :roflmao:

HERE what the gonna change next :unsure: cpc to white :fear:

will we ever learn and stand against this stupid goverment in one voice and say NO :boxing:

Posted
12 volt cowboy :roflmao: I've never hurd that one before TOTAL QUALITY

this was in a building site, i'm just 18 years old and it was my 1st solo installation, as i'd just passed out as a grade 2 engineer and out on my own with all that responsibility. so i'm c0ck sure and real proud of myself, full of the joys of spring, i yell out 'Chubb Alarms Engineer' to attract the 'generals' attention above the hub bub - "watch out boys here comes the 12 volt cowboy" was the response from a very bitter sounding sparks :rolleyes: .

took the wind right out of my sales and i never forgot it :lol:

regs

alan

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

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even then, even then.......

pmsl

Posted
this was in a building site, i'm just 18 years old and it was my 1st solo installation, as i'd just passed out as a grade 2 engineer and out on my own with all that responsibility. so i'm c0ck sure and real proud of myself, full of the joys of spring, i yell out 'Chubb Alarms Engineer' to attract the 'generals' attention above the hub bub - "watch out boys here comes the 12 volt cowboy" was the response from a very bitter sounding sparks :rolleyes: .

took the wind right out of my sales and i never forgot it :lol:

regs

alan

dont worrie about it r kid one thing you will find with most sparks 90% are up there own ass, they think because there 25yrs served 16th/17th eddition JIB C corse apprentice trained ect ect-------they think nobody can tell them anything :angry: wrong.....

they picked on me once :( well !!! he did'nt do it again :bruce_h4h: "mr.sparks we are in a project at tech and im trying to find the RDS on-voltage of a 2SK135 fet, you-know-sir the ones in a TO3 package" also mr sparks whats a bios chane ???

he did'nt pick on me again.

Posted
even then, even then.......

pmsl

there was a 'sting in the tail' as always,

the job was a Japanese bank refurbishment in the City, them days the external bell on banks was always run in mineral, so i had a megga delivered with all the kit. i was initially trained by a sparks so i knew from him their favourit little party trick of charging up a long mineral and waiting for some sap to touch the wel barred ends getting a belt. they complain and the sparks shows them its no even connected - to their utter confusion.

so now can you guess what i did to the sparks minerals while he was at tea? ;) , lets say those who think they are funny, are very sarcastic and loud, can't take to being bettered with a practical joke thats for sure :) (and i thread locked his tool box pad lock for good measure (a little trick i learn't from earlier working in the garages).

regs

alan

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

Posted
there was a 'sting in the tail' as always,

the job was a Japanese bank refurbishment in the City, them days the external bell on banks was always run in mineral, so i had a megga delivered with all the kit. i was initially trained by a sparks so i knew from him their favourit little party trick of charging up a long mineral and waiting for some sap to touch the wel barred ends getting a belt. they complain and the sparks shows them its no even connected - to their utter confusion.

so now can you guess what i did to the sparks minerals while he was at tea? ;) , lets say those who think they are funny, are very sarcastic and loud, can't take to being bettered with a practical joke thats for sure :) (and i thread locked his tool box pad lock for good measure (a little trick i learn't from earlier working in the garages).

regs

alan

:roflmao: Quality mate

what we use to do at tech is charge up HT caps errrr about 450uF at 450v dc when someone says "hay mate catch this" your automatic reaction is to catch it, oh god do they belt ya :fear:

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