Chorlton Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 A man goes in for an interview for a job as a safety officer. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and nodding his head. The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and nodding your head disqualifies you." "Oh, that's no problem," said the safety man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and nodding my head for an hour." "Show me," said the interviewer. So the safety pro reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety , before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon stopped winking and nodding. The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanising all over the country." "Excuse me!" exclaimed the safety pro, "I'm a happily married man, not a womaniser!" "Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer. The safety expert replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, winking and nodding, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"
satsuma01 Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 A man goes in for an interview for a job as a safety officer. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and nodding his head.The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and nodding your head disqualifies you." "Oh, that's no problem," said the safety man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and nodding my head for an hour." "Show me," said the interviewer. So the safety pro reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety , before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon stopped winking and nodding. The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanising all over the country." "Excuse me!" exclaimed the safety pro, "I'm a happily married man, not a womaniser!" "Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer. The safety expert replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, winking and nodding, and asked for a packet of aspirin?" Very good "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344
black knight Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 now that is funny!! P THE BLACK KNIGHT "Any comments / opinions posted are my opinion only and do not represent those of my employer or Company."
Guest anguscanplay Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 as a pharmacist I find that very offensive ......................
camerabloke Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 i find that offensive as i have a nervous tick Eucam Security Systems 0845 4630 746 www.eucam.co.uk
james.wilson Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 aspirin not work for you? maybe you could resell the condoms then? securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount.
sparky999 Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 Anyone want to buy some cheap condoms Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650
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