Ketchup?

[Chorlton]

An industrial vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first building site in his new area. He enters the site office and a real mean and tough looking site agent looks up from his desk. Before he has a chance to say anything, he runs around the office and dumps cow pats all over the floor.

He says, "Sir, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up those pats, I'll eat every bit of it."

The agent turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The Salesman says, "why do you ask?"

He says "We've just arrived on site and don't have electricity yet"