Medical Science

[sparky999]

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can

take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking

for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung

out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in

four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can

take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both

looking for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an

a**ehole out of Scotland , put it in 10 Downing Street and have half the

country looking for work within twenty-four hours

[james.wilson]

excellent lol