Alarm Protection Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I is sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.' So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.' 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.' 'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon?... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'. And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. 'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.' 'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?? 'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... Ees.... Ees.... Ees.... Eees a Ham Bush. !
SubbieAllan Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 that joke was poor to say the least. i'm laughing at how bad that joke was
Alarm Protection Posted October 21, 2008 Author Posted October 21, 2008 That was much better than the christmas joke surely??lol !
sparky999 Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 I posted the Bacon Tree joke awhile back Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650
MrHappy Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 I posted the Bacon Tree joke awhile back yeah he did, I remember cause it where one of pete's better bad jokes http://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/comm...ic=24609&hl Mr Veritas God
sparky999 Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Thank you Mr Happy glad you liked it. As you can see I have been at it again with my bad jokes Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650
MrHappy Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Thank you Mr Happy glad you liked it. As you can see I have been at it again with my bad jokes I find the more I drink the better they get Mr Veritas God
sparky999 Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 HIC!!! Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650
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