New Words For 2008

[sparky999]

New Words for 2008...

* SWAMP-DONKEY.

A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.

Waving your arms around and talking //.B.W.F.//.

* BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a

project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and

then leaves.

* SALMON DAY..

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get

screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM.

An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and

people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

* SINBAD.

Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the c##p out of an electronic device to get it

to work again.

* OH - NO SECOND.

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just

made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who

works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from

the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!

Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the

toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so

the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in..

* TART FUEL.

Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* TRAMP STAMP

Tattoo on a female

* PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her,

So, she looks like she's got 4 buttocks