Chorlton Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo C.
magpye Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo C. Happy Christmas to all of the above! Someone told me I was ignorant and apathetic, I don't know what that means, nor do I care.
A-G Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars Just thought of a great money earner. Speed cameras .... Sorry, I meant safety cameras .... for Scalectrix sets. . . . PM me for access to the SSAIB members discussion area.
satsuma01 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Just thought of a great money earner. Speed cameras .... Sorry, I meant safety cameras .... for Scalectrix sets. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344
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