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sparky999

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>> IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH,

>> YOU NEED HELP!

>>

>> A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on

>> a busy lunchtime.

>> They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit

>> complete with pager

>>

>> As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly: 'Gee,

>> she's fat!'

>>

>> The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to

>> be quiet.

>> A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his

>> hands as far as they would go and announced 'I'll bet her

>> butt is this wide!'

>>

>> The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The

>> mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

>>

>> After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the

>> line. Just then, her pager began to emit a beep, beep,

>> beep.

>>

>> The little boy yells out: 'Out of the way..... she's backing

>> up!'

Peter Robinson

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