Phrases For Life

[Chorlton]

1. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

2. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

3. An optimist thinks that this is the best of possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true.

4. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

8. I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it.

9. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

10. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

11. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

[sparky999]