Jewish Humour

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always interests me that All Nations have another nation to use as the but of jokes, English use The Irish, Americans use the Poll's and so on

so read on -:

An American tourist in Tel Aviv, suddenly felt a strong urge to pee ..

He kept looking for a public toilet but to his dismay, there just weren't any.

Having no choice, the U.S. tourist entered an alley,

stood in a corner hidden by a high wall and began to unzip.

Before starting to urinate, he felt a slight tap on his shoulder.

He turned to see an Israeli police officer standing at his side.

"Excuse me sir" says the cop, "you are not allowed to urinate in public."

The tourist apologizes, saying that he has no choice, as he cannot find any

public services.

"I'll help you" says the policeman. "Follow me!" He leads the way to a

small gate in a wall, and shows the tourist the way inside.

The tourist enters, his eyes bulging : It is an absolutely beautiful and

well maintained garden, filled with lawns, flowers, shrubs and trees.

Here and there are statues and ornamental ponds. Deep in the garden is a

magnificent building.

The policeman points to a tree at the building entrance, and tells the

tourist, "No problem, you can pee here."

The tourist urinates at will, and zipps up, relieved. He asks the

policeman: "Say, is this what you call Israeli hospitality?"

"No," says the policeman, "this is what we call the Turkish Embassy!"