Joke

[belfastowl]

I couldn't find the thingy that turns the tv over

so i asked the kids if they'd seen it. They said

she left me yesterday.

[belfastowl]

A turd was found on the england training pitch.

Capello confronted the squad and said "who ****

on the pitch?" after a brief silence Emile Heskey

raised his handand said "I am boss, but im not bad

in the air.

[belfastowl]

Little old Asian lady at the currency exchange a little

irritated. "Why it change? Yesterday i get two hunnat dolla

for yen. Today i get hunnat eighty? Why it change?" Casher

shrugged and said "fluctuations" The little old Asian lady

replied "Fluc you white people too"