One More..

[banjax]

2 boys in a park playing football,1 of the boys starts getting atacked by a pitbull terrior a passing man picks up a peace of 2 by 4 and beats the dog saving the boys live

a reporter is also passing by

and goes upto the man with his note pad and pen

and starts writing man city fan saves a boys live

then the man interupts saying hes not a city fan

so the reporter starts again

saying a man utd fan saves boys live

the man again inerutps and

says am not a manutd fan neither

the reporter asks what r u then

he says im a liverpool supporter

so the reporte begins writing scouse bastrad kills loving family pet