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My Wife Asked Me To Leave


norman

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My wife asked me to leave because I don't show any affection.

She said, "Pack your bags, kiss the kids and go".

I said, "No, I'll just pack my bags and go".

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


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More importantly, who gets the dog?

Originally said by Charles Babbage
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

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@ nearly 1k I have him and sell the fecker.

You could have just sold your wife & kept the Dog instead :whistle:

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