Power Of Beer

[arfur mo]

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink!"

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay . Swoooosh! Plip! Plop! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!"

The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,

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(Wait for it.)

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(It's coming.)

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(Ya ready?)

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* (Don't hate me!)

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* (Yer gonna hate me!)

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* (Take a deep breath)

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* " He should've quit while he was a head!"

[hpotter]

Reminds me, info abt the human body..

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6lb).

The average man's willie is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

A women reading this would be finished now.

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you guys are still busy checking your thumbs.

[arfur mo]

Pmsl

Ironically, i ead this as ythe wife was brushing her teethe

So I bought hers some flowers, she grabbed me, forced me onto the couch. Pulled up her skirt, dropped her 'Y' fronts a said "that's for the flowers'".

So I said don't be daft - why can't we use a simple vase?'

A new set if front teeth I know require

Arfur

[hpotter]

reckon she loves you arf lol.

[nznavor]

ahahaha thats hilarious