Hand Wash

[banjax]

A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom.

The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use

almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught

to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one

paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher

gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to

piss on my hands."