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Im always suspicious of these vans, they are there for hours but where do they go for a pee?

Originally said by Charles Babbage
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

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Im always suspicious of these vans, they are there for hours but where do they go for a pee?

were do they get water for the kettle?

think two questions might have just been answered!

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I listened to a story on the car radio, guy was a ships captain. Said for years his Steward brought his tea from galley, rear end of the boat to the bridge.

No matter the weather it was always a full mug.

When he retired after 39 years, he asked the steward how he never spilt any, even in the roughest of sea ?

He replied "sir, that is easy - I carry a mouthful of tea and put it on your cup just before entering the bridge".

I often wonder if he slept so well having found that out lol!

I'll leave you with that thought ;).

Arfur

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

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Im always suspicious of these vans, they are there for hours but where do they go for a pee?

and they all sell Irn Bru!!!

check the seals on the bottles next time you buy one.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


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