Alarm Protection Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 Right Driller!! About 10 years ago I was in a club in Magaluf when I decided to jump of the first floor balcony into the foam below. This was to impress the many burds in their bikinis below. The landing was a good one but I never measured the skid and I hit my head of a concrete post causing small chips in my front teeth. The head was sorted at hospital but I never bothered about my teeth. You can't see the damage from the front but behind the tooth. Now try are very sensitive especially when the hygienist gets her way with the scraper thing. Is it a nerve thing again? A fat welsh burd was well impressed with the jump though!!! Quote !
sjsturner Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 Lol bet it was well funny! Did u get a blowie off charlotte church? Quote
goncall Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 So, any questions about teeth in general, including implants, fire away can you do owt for that poor ****** off jeremy kyle show Quote
sjsturner Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 (edited) Pmsl Is that vannila ice? Edited March 31, 2013 by sjsturner Quote
Alarm Protection Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 Can't really remember jumping as it was the 13th hour into a booze sesh but the boys I was with said if the concrete post wasn't there it would have been an epic dive. Charlotte Church plus 10 stone but every hole was a goal in those days lol! Things you do when your young and free. Quote !
sjsturner Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 Afaik every holes a goal still stands Not that id know being hitched Quote
goncall Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 Things you do when your young and free. being on call? Quote
Alarm Protection Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 But a big welsh burd from the valleys as they say! Tbh she was a nice lass and drunk us scots boys under the table...... I'm sure I ended up under the table with her one night lol. As for being on call, not really had much this year tbh. I was ready to stay in Magaluf and had a job lined up when I was 23 working on maintaining pools but had to come home to sort a few things out. Never went back and the guy out there is living in luxury now. Should have just stayed out there. Quote !
sjsturner Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 In all the films ive seen the pool boy always gets the hot cougers, you missed out dude. Having said that you **** would have rotten off by now! Quote
Alarm Protection Posted March 31, 2013 Posted March 31, 2013 One of my mates is in lanzarote and maintains ex pats swimming pools. Pulls in about 400 euros a week. Then on the side he install cameras to the local restaurants, pubs and clubs for extra dosh. Supposedly they are crying out for CCTV over there. Quote !
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