james.wilson Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.. something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 compensation to come to you from the insurance company and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! but.. the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch." The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for nine inches, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.." The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says the man. "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor. "We're having granite worktops." securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount.
sjsturner Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Willy was later found in his mistresses mouth. Bit down on impact
norman Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 lol Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
james.wilson Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 What all of it. btw hows the kitchen? securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount.
sjsturner Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Yep all 2 inches gone. Bought a pool because she just kept on about having a pool cleaner?? Women eh!
james.wilson Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 Lol securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount.
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