bellman Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 Give it a stroke first... Regards Bellman Service Engineer and all round nice bloke ) The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.
Red Fox UK Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 Give it a stroke first... Regards Bellman 24173[/snapback] Maybe a prod, to wake it up? Red Fox | Hosting Affordable and Reliable UK Based Web Hosting
Brian c Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 Why don't you tempt it with some whiskas (I know, it was a bit tasteless.....................try tuna) If you don't know......ask.
bellman Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 Nah, that leaves it with a nasty fishy smell.... Regards Bellman Service Engineer and all round nice bloke ) The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.
Guest Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 I fitted a system in the outskirts of York about 2 months ago now - About 2 days after I'd finished the installation I receive a frantic phone call from the client at 2 o@clock in the morning asking me to attend immediately. After a 40 Mile drive I arrived to find the Fire Brigade outside the house. Jesus! I thought something had gone wrong I've burnt the bloody house down! Then walking up the drive the firemen were laughing! Well here goes- I knocked on the door- Mrs ***** answers. About time too she scowls- You've only gone and sealed my "Tinkerbell" under the floor!Apparently she had put out missing posters all over her estates lampposts for her missing pussy and was only alerted after going to bed after 2 nights sleeping downstairs! What a PRAT I felt! take note of my downfall 24164[/snapback] is that the cat found with a bit of 8-core taped to its tail
bellman Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 saves scrabbling for cables yourself Service Engineer and all round nice bloke ) The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.
Guest AS_Platinum Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 So you thought "well they didn't give me the BOY today instead i'll tye wrap this 8 core to the cats tail and it can run the cables for me" good thinking
Adi Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Ive noticed that with cats, they like to investigate anywhere they can fit! 24165[/snapback] I have a problem getting near my missus pussy!! A couple of fish fingers should do the trick. I really can't be ar**** with it anymore.
ian.cant Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I took a call today from a lady who wants me to check next doors house for cameras coz everytime she walks out her door they come out of theirs. She wanted to know if i have a camera detector, so i can do a sweep. I thought she meant a bug sweep but she was adamant she meant a camera detector. So where do you get a camera detector from, oh and did i mention the neihbours were asians?
breff Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I took a call today from a lady who wants me to check next doors house for cameras coz everytime she walks out her door they come out of theirs. She wanted to know if i have a camera detector, so i can do a sweep. I thought she meant a bug sweep but she was adamant she meant a camera detector.So where do you get a camera detector from, oh and did i mention the neihbours were asians? perhaps shes got a squeaky door? The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct! (Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not)
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