james.wilson Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Mother Superior turns to the driver Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "F**k off ye little fookin *******, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?" securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount.
datadiffusion Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 Lol! So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands
satsuma01 Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344
AdrianMealing Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 And quite possibly the oldest Nun joke around. Two nuns in the bath one says "where's the soap? The other one says "yes i know it does" amealing@texe.com Head of Industry Affairs Visit Our Website Texecom
james.wilson Posted November 25, 2013 Author Posted November 25, 2013 lol i did know id read it before but thought it worth the share, but id say the oldest nun joke is the stroke one? securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount.
norman Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 Nah, the two riding bikes down the cobbled street. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
MrHappy Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 I reckon the oldest nun joke is devoting your life to an imaginary friend in the sky? Mr Veritas God
goncall Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 I reckon the oldest nun joke is devoting your life to an imaginary friend in the sky? I don't believe in Allan either...
MrHappy Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 I don't believe in Allan either... the fat lad must have very low self-esteem when even his imaginary friend deserts him ? Mr Veritas God
norman Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 I reckon the oldest nun joke is devoting your life to an imaginary friend in the sky?we've always taught our kids to be open minded and respectful when it comes to religion. But I still remember vividly the day my son came home from school and told me when they were singing hymns in assembly he refrained, when I asked him why he told me they didn't make sense to him, he was 6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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