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:!: Try this one! :!:

A client of mine rang me to ask if would see to her next door neighbours security light when I did her service because it had stopped working and they could not contact the company that fitted it.

After servicing her alarm I went next door and introduced myself to her neighbour. on seeing the security light I was absolutely disgusted. the mains cable came out of the OVERFLOW PIPE from the toilet cistern!  :(  I went upstairs and traced it coming out of the cistern lid up the wall into the attic. I immediately condemned it and remove the wiring. I asked the woman why it had been done like that and she replied that she had asked the same question to the fitter who said "I've broken my drill bit"! :w00t:

These sort of people want electrodes attaching to their testicle! (Pi**ock)

(A picture was taken & passed to the Local Trading Standards officer) ;)

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Its just about unbelievable what so called tradesmen do. :no:

I really can't be ar**** with it anymore.

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Georg? Do you dye your hair? :D  :D

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:yes: Red or Black usually. Sometimes white. Depends of the mood. Those are the colors of my favourite icehockey club.

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I reckon he uses Timote.

And washes his hair every morning at the local waterfall.

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No Brian. Loreal or Schwarzkopf if I dye it myself. Thou I don't know what my hairdresser uses but it lasts longer.. :lol:

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no, it's just one of the many words that spring to mind when i look at his pic!!

:lol::)

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Remeber Brian: :no: swearing :no:

:lol::lol::lol:

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