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Oh for a recording to the customer helpline in which you tell them you can't access the manual as you've forgotten how to turn it on...

 

P.S ^^^ You're disturbing me.

Why's that Stuart?

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This Barney thing. You know you joked about being put under assessment the other day? I'm thinking NHS rather than SSAIB btw.

So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands

 

Posted

The Barney thing is not him being too dissimilar to a large purple tool, it's he has the same installation skills as a two fingered mammal.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


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This Barney thing. You know you joked about being put under assessment the other day? I'm thinking NHS rather than SSAIB btw.

Barney is a dinosaur

 

Norm wanting paper copies I was refering to the dinosaur. He is living in a bygone age.

The Barney thing is not him being too dissimilar to a large purple tool, it's he has the same installation skills as a two fingered mammal.

Says the guy who hasn't picked up a screwdriver for 40 years :roflmao:

You know you joked about being put under assessment the other day?

That was what the voices told me to say. Not a problem is it :hmm:

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Barney is a dinosaur

 

 

No, this is a dinosour....

 

dinosaurs.jpg

 

 

 

That was what the voices told me to say. Not a problem is it  :hmm:

 

I'd keep it quiet when they ask you about it. Say it was the TV that made you do it.

So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands

 

Posted

Kind of norm to let you look at his family album :)

very poor, I think this post may require intervention to add a bit of alarm based banter...

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Kind of norm to let you look at his family album :)

 

Nah, mate this is a proper dinosaur

 

$T2eC16RHJIUFHHr2CfLqBR7t13SsIw~~60_35.J

 

Been rooting in the back of Arfs Bedford again?

So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands

 

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Been rooting in the back of Arfs Bedford again?

yeah, he had that mixed in with his 8 track dialers,

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