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When you think about it we are at risk as installers in many, many ways - makes ya think :yes:

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You guys are making me feel better already - thx!  :D

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Could sit all night and tell install tales,

as could most, if not all members of the forum.

I've been quite lucky with pipes though, only had 2 nasty and 1 minor problems with them in all my time.

animals seem to cause most of my problems.

Once got pinned to the wall by the biggest great dane i've ever seen.

I thought my time had come. :o

also had a subs yorkie terrier bite the end of my boot and loose a tooth on the steel cap.

Regards

Bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

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This customers d o g had been pinching my tools all day

Never had tools pinched, but did have poodle cook his leg and fill my tool box full of (you guess it) p**s :w00t:

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

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People dont expect there to be so much work involved, so it can be a bit embarrasing moving a bed accross a room to find the customers toy collection  :o

I couldnt look her straight in the face again,    :lol:

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Had simlar rich,

Once found a rubber suit and a large whip when moving a bed for a pa cable. :huh:

subs husband was poorly and was having difficulty speaking and moving,

she explained that he'd recently had a stroke.

I nearly choked on my coffee when she said that as several nasty visions swept through my head :o

Regards

Bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

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Had simlar rich,

Once found a rubber suit and a large whip when moving a bed for a pa cable. :huh:

subs husband was poorly and was having difficulty speaking and moving,

she explained that he'd recently had a stroke.

I nearly choked on my coffee when she said that  as several nasty visions swept through my head :o

Regards

Bellman

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moving ya own bed doesnt count chris.... :P

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moving ya own bed doesnt count chris.... :P

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:P

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

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People dont expect there to be so much work involved, so it can be a bit embarrasing moving a bed accross a room to find the customers toy collection  :o

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I found a customers adult literature collection once. Slowed the job down a bit that did. :wacko:

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I found a customers adult literature collection once. Slowed the job down a bit that did.  :wacko:

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My customer yesterday had left his shot-gun on his bed... Finished up pretty quick there!!

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The SDS can be a bit dangerous - my heart has stopped a couple of times when drilling out and then realising the customers car is parked right underneath  :w00t:

LOL BMW M3 From inside house to garage 4 ft drill bit through door and into seat :whistle:

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All the confessions coming out now lol.... :no:

Anyone drilled through a wall and have half of the plaster fall off on the other side and had to do your own DIY repair quick smart?

Happened to me about 6 years ago - talk about panick  :huh:

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Working in POSH block of flats, SDS through wall - took out a chunk of plaster about 10 inches square right next to a large door alarm chime. Chime was just the right size to be moved over the hole! customer doesn't even know about it (yet).

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