Well we have hit a new all time low (verisure problems)

[MrHappy]

1 hour ago, james.wilson said:

if it has no tamper it isnt 50131 compliant.

The component may be but if its disabled in firmware its longer compliant

 

Grade 1 ?

[Imnotshankled]

39 minutes ago, MrHappy said:

 

Grade 1 ?

Supposedly grade 2 bit in reality   it's grade -1

[sixwheeledbeast]

Grading of the system is based from the grade of the lowest component and how it's installed.

They aren't "security systems" they are "home protection systems" but sold as if they are graded security.

[al-yeti]

14 hours ago, Imnotshankled said:

I hate how those baboons gives us gorilla's a bad reputation 

Your a chimp, Monkee status years away, and gorilla is few like H

14 hours ago, Imnotshankled said:

 

I thought customer never owned any of the equipment, some have been charged for not returning it 

[Imnotshankled]

3 hours ago, al-yeti said:

Your a chimp, Monkee status years away, and gorilla is few like H

I thought customer never owned any of the equipment, some have been charged for not returning it 

Verisure were too lazy to pick it up

[Imnotshankled]

3 hours ago, al-yeti said:

Your a chimp, Monkee status years away, and gorilla is few like H

What is the level below chimp?

[al-yeti]

1 hour ago, Imnotshankled said:

What is the level below chimp?

Me the blagger, only space for one tho

[Imnotshankled]

13 minutes ago, al-yeti said:

Me the blagger, only space for one tho

Are you sure about that 

[MrHappy]

2 hours ago, Imnotshankled said:

What is the level below chimp?

 

having coined the phrase 12v alarm monkey... which swings off ladders & twists coloured wires

 

I would subject a non primate rating for levels below "chimp" these sorta people, pass tools & load & unload the van

 

Therefore I would give the official rating of "special packer" this would be shorted in the field to S-Packer

 

So IMS you are a "Spacker" whre you badge with pride

[Imnotshankled]

6 minutes ago, MrHappy said:

 

having coined the phrase 12v alarm monkey... which swings off ladders & twists coloured wires

 

I would subject a non primate rating for levels below "chimp" these sorta people, pass tools & load & unload the van

 

Therefore I would give the official rating of "special packer" this would be shorted in the field to S-Packer

 

So IMS you are a "Spacker" whre you badge with pride

But where's the one for where you stuck 2kv into a panel