ian.cant Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Last lot of auto curtains I saw was at the crematorium 65339[/snapback] I had a backstage pass to service the cameras at Sunderland Crem, now that was a pure pleasure watching the Makums burn!
jb-eye Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 I have to pay to open wor lasses curtains, 22 years married and i still havent paid off the debt. They are a nice shade of beef though! 65312[/snapback] How to make the wife screem after sex, Wipe your toj on her curtains Customers!
ian.cant Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 And the old fav How to make your wife scream DURING sex. Call her and let her listen!
TSS Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 ot - talking of crems, I had to quote for a fire alarm on our local a few years ago, not pleasant surroundings i must add, and to boot, i thought it was a wind up! (which it wasnt) James TSS Communication is "A question asked, and an Opinion given." I offer mine to help you with yours. Statements I make are my personal views only at the time they are posted, if I offend you sorry, must be taken in context and do not neccesarily represent those of my employer.
Guest RICHL Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 One thins Ive always wanted to know, do they burn the coffins aswell? It seems a waste if they do.
ian.cant Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Well at Sunderland they burn everything, including the fittings. If theyre metal ones they are retrieved afterwards when they crush the lumpy bits in a machine with like cannonballs in it. Its quite an interesting process, at least i thought so, i didnt find it morbid at all. Watching a body burn was facinating, whats was left over wouldnt fill a sweetie jar, bearing in mind the ashes include the coffin.
Smart Electrics Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Ian is there somthing your not telling us mate
ian.cant Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 Ian is there somthing your not telling us mate 65431[/snapback] NO! I already said its Sunderland Crem, theyre burning Makums. Ok so theyre already dead, its still a pleasure for a Geordie!
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