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Posted (edited)

:oops:

I thought our lass had moved all those :hmm:

While we're on the subject, i've come across several items that customers have "mislaid" including a 2 foot long double ended "toy", a few whips, the usual collections of pr0n and illicit drugs (teenage lads bedrooms usually) and several bats/sticks and knives.

Regards

Bellman

Edited by bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

Posted

sounds to me that i should become a "securitas aroundio" man who exploits all the treasures of private houses..

however there is a private "first aid service" (nurses who are on call to help elder people in case they push their "health emergency"-button) just next to us and luckily their labour is chancing all the time...

lucky me.. ;)

Posted
a few whips, the usual collections of pr0n and illicit drugs (teenage lads bedrooms usually) and several bats/sticks and knives.

Ah, reminds me of home............

/drifty off dreamy harpy music

Posted
How did it taste Chris?

There's always one. :rolleyes:

(I can't write anything here, I'm meant to be setting an example).

Posted
home made vids

:hmm: you watched them then! :P

i've come across several items that customers have "mislaid"

:cry: and you're no better

Hope you cleaned it up :whistle:

If you don't know......ask.

Posted
:cry: and you're no better

Hope you cleaned it up :whistle:

Cheeky :huh: Anyway, It's better if you rub it well in Bri :whistle:

Anyway, moving swiftly on........

Regards

Bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

Posted

found a stash of grass which filled a carrier bag.

porn mags(never missed a few)

Toys.etc

been in some skanky flats with soiled knickers on the floor and used panty liners......

dead cat

dog sh1t all over

fleas

i could go on

Posted (edited)

Found a very large ladies toy all sticky at the end with carpet fluff, pubes etc stuck on it.

Had lots of fun trying to wave it in the YTS lads face.

Edited by whistle

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